Category Archives: Sarcasm

Jahalat

Posted on October 5, 2010 by aalahazrat

Ok, I promised myself I will not unload myself on Facebook. But Fahd has gone to Singapore, Hussain & Azer & Saad are in a different time zone, and calling Ahmed is extremely expensive and I need my daily dose … Continue reading →

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On being 30 and such things.

Posted on September 22, 2010 by aalahazrat

Time : Midnight (the bitching hour). Location: Five miles from the Arabian Sea. Characters: A thirty something man Altamash, his wife Nida, a purple teapot and a rather irritable Kangaroo It is Altamash’s birthday and a microsecond after midnight, the … Continue reading →

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On the academic pursuits of Doctors Murphy, Tang, Iyer, Hamidi

Posted on February 12, 2010 by aalahazrat

Two questions have baffled mankind since the dawn of time. We must consider ourselves lucky to be living in times when these questions have been answered. Dr Murphy’s (of the Boston Murpheys) eminent “Compendium of Useful and Liberating Information” published … Continue reading →

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Good Friends Are Bad Friends

Posted on July 9, 2007 by aalahazrat

Work, life and more. After talking to a very intellectually sound and intelligent friend I got to thinking about friendship. Previously I was a good friend, I was there for people, I used to enjoy their company and I was … Continue reading →

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Exercise and Weight Control

Posted on July 7, 2007 by aalahazrat

A law has been passed in Tahiti that makes it mandatory for people to start exercising once they reach a certain weight. The law was brought into the parliament by a conservative party politician whose father had become so fat … Continue reading →

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Obesity And Technology Clash

Posted on July 6, 2007 by aalahazrat

The rector of the Indus Institute of Technology made a startling discovery last month. After in depth research conducted by 27 universities, research institutes and a sociological centre the discovery seems to have been proven as true. Obese people find … Continue reading →

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