Author Archives: aalahazrat

Obesity And Technology Clash

Posted on July 6, 2007 by aalahazrat

The rector of the Indus Institute of Technology made a startling discovery last month. After in depth research conducted by 27 universities, research institutes and a sociological centre the discovery seems to have been proven as true. Obese people find … Continue reading →

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Shrinks Love The Bad Parents

Posted on July 5, 2007 by aalahazrat

The psychiatrists convention of the Bain Ul Pakistan Shrinks Anjuman held recently in the western mountain city of Quetta voted that Bad Parents are the most important reason for their continued income. Talking to a packed house of very serene … Continue reading →

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Bad Drivers And Cat Fighters

Posted on July 4, 2007 by aalahazrat

Police in the border city of Lahore have reported a steep rise in automobile accident related cat fighting incidents. Speaking to the Non Violence Armada police sources quoted a total of 39 cat fights due to traffic accidents during this … Continue reading →

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Teachers Teachers Everywhere

Posted on July 3, 2007 by aalahazrat

The quality of our students has dropped recently. Bright students, happy students, motivated students; this is the motto of the recently elected socialist leaning government. But the question is, how close are we to it? A group of angry mothers … Continue reading →

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Stupid Managers Cause Deaths

Posted on July 2, 2007 by aalahazrat

Studies by a group of Organizational Sociologists at the University of Bournemouth, New Caledonia have shown that people who have a higher IQ than their department / immediate co workers grow faster professionally than the rest of their co workers, … Continue reading →

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Weather and Tea

Posted on March 19, 2007 by aalahazrat

Amidst a rather strong bout of fever I sit at home and blog on a Monday. For most normal human beings this is a good thing. But for workaholic altamash it is not. The weather is beautiful, and somehow the … Continue reading →

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Delusions of Grandeur

Posted on March 17, 2007 by aalahazrat

Living in Pakistan one does indeed learn to enjoy the mass psychosis and chaos that has become such an overriding part of our social, economical and political landscape. Telling one of my friends about the military coup a couple of … Continue reading →

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